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作者：山东斯汀 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHWFaikkIPY
8/ 24号听写作业，Women's Dictionary下载加KISS。
Hello, my students. I am back with a new lesson. And today we have a really different one, cause I am going to talk about women’s dictionary. Yes, we do have a dictionary. And I am gonna reveal you secrets, so listen very attentively, especially you guys, OK? OK, let’s get stated.
The word number one is “FINE”. This is a word women use to end up an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “FINE” to describe how a woman looks. It will cause you to have one of those arguments.
“FIVE MINUTES”. This is half an hour. But it is a * to the five minutes that’s your football game is going to last before you take out the rubbish. So, it’s an even trade.
(NOTHING.) This means something and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is used to describe a feeling woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies the argument that will last “five minutes” and end with “fine”.
“GO AHEAD.” This is a dare. At some point, in the nearest future, you are gonna be in some mighty big trouble. Wow!
“SIGH.” This is not actually words, but it’s a non-verbal statement which is often misunderstood by men. She thinks you are an idiot at that moment and she wonders “why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over ‘nothing’ ”.
“THAT’S OK.” This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s OK” means she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. Smells like danger. “That’s OK” is often used with the word “fine” and a conjunction with “raised eyebrow”. Danger!
“THANKS.” A woman is thanking you, do not think, just say “You are welcome”.
“THANKS A LOT.” This is much different from “Thanks”. A woman will say “Thanks a lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have a * her in some careless way and it will be followed by a (SIGH). Be careful, not to ask her “What’s wrong?” as she will always tell you “nothing”.
Don’t forget to leave me comments and give me a star or five of four or three. So anyway, five is always better. OK? Bye!
all credits goes to QQ GROUP 32149507
作者：山东斯汀 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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